Very exciting
And by very exciting, I mean sort of interesting. In addition to being the latest salvo in the escalating war between TSN and Rogers, the debut of TSN RADIO 1050 in April will also potentially piss off TSN talent who may now be called in during current off-hours to do guest-spot rotations, and only increase the amount of hockey talk on Toronto’s radio airwaves.
While their initial lineup includes a home for Argos football, their other early properties include Euro 2012 soccer and golf. I did not realize golf was still broadcast on the radio in 2011, but it sounds as intense as a coke-filled orgy in Ibiza after six days of no sleep.The former 1050 CHUM will also carry Dan Patrick’s and Jim Rome’s shows, programming that Toronto Sports Media astutely pointed out is nothing more than a niche market in the splintered, half-assed sports town that is the T-dot. However TSN appears to be in this radio thing for the long-haul, and apparently Leaf game rights — currently held by AM 640 — are up for grabs in April. TSN will likely bid a large sum for, and win those rights.
The ultimate result is more endless hockey banter. Does anyone recall the sports media in Toronto, or even Canada, before the birth of what was then called CTV Sports Net in 1998? It wasn’t as mind-numbingly hockey-heavy. That’s partially because our beloved Internet was still in its infancy, there was only one sports TV and one sports radio station, and the Blue Jays were still contending.
And aside from the Jays dissolving from mass-consciousness, something happened along the way. A stark realization among execs that only hockey (specifically Leafs) brought in really, really good broadcast ratings in this market. It’s why what’s now called Rogers Sportsnet has been trying to mirror TSN for 13 years — and in most sensible opinions, failing.
Any hopes of increased basketball or soccer talk on “Sportsnet Radio The FAN 590″ will soon evaporate. But as we know, it’s all a power game. The real interesting angle about this is former TSN president Keith Pelley essentially being at the helm of Sportsnet now.
But then again, what’s local terrestrial radio? Howard Stern gave up on that years ago. If you don’t like it, turn on SIRIUS — or the Internet.
The cable guy
"Look I'm on a cable TV show"
Chris Bosh’s latest jab at the city of Toronto, or Canada in general, seems to indicate that the man who needs to be more famous than he really is has some lingering issues about what’s been said about him since he departed for Miami. Now cable TV has become newsworthy.
Seems his condo in Toronto was a BellExpressVu building, meaning he had no NBA League Pass. Given his income level, if it was such a problem, it begs the question of why he just didn’t move to a different condo. But this isn’t a real complaint, it’s just something else Bosh felt he needed to talk about. In this lightning-fast media era, famous people need a stream of talking points to help keep them relevant.
Now I certainly am not going to defend Bosh, but I’ve discussed this issue before. While he didn’t say it exactly, what I suspect he had an issue with was that there was no ESPN. One of the biggest complaints Americans of any profession have about living in Canada is not having ESPN. Does it make them babies if they whine about it and move back because of it? Yes, of course. Canadians give up all sorts of Canadiana when they move south by the thousands per year. Less hockey, no Tim Hortons in all but a few states, no health care unless your company pays for it.
However in this case we’re talking about professional athletes, men who have been coddled and treated like royalty since high school. No ESPN? That’s not good. I can even somewhat appreciate where they come from — a black guy from Dallas doesn’t necessarily want to sit through 15 minutes of NHL highlights on TSN or Sportsnet before he gets anything related to the NBA, NFL or whatever.
But given that this is an age where you can get highlights of anything on your iPhone in a matter of seconds, Bosh’s whining, and previous knock about a lack of U.S. TV coverage of the Raptors shows his media sensibility is shockingly dated for a man who desperately needs to be a media star. And his ego will never embrace the fact that his game and physical dimensions as a power forward isn’t always a marketable top-5 star commodity. But at the same time, that’s why you’re a third fiddle now Chris. The league, NBC and ESPN desperately tried to make Vince Carter that guy when he played in Toronto, but Vince just wasn’t interested in playing basketball.
Having said that, ESPN should be in Canada. It’s 2010. But it’s unlikely TSN, partially-owned by the Bristol mothership, will never let that happen because of CRTC rules and programming allotment. The Score still picks up content that some, but not many of us in this country like watching — such as NCAA basketball and football — but one wonders what the story will be as TSN2 continues to pick what’s becoming a sports TV carcass. If only TSN2 could run “Sportscenter” over “Sportscentre” once a day.
But make no mistake, the ESPN thing is a big issue with pro athletes in Toronto, and it’s always going to be there, however trivial Canadians find it.
If there was a moral victory for the Raps Saturday in Miami, it was Bosh racking up the five fouls and only playing 22 minutes. Friday’s stunning win in Orlando has to help build some confidence. Triano calling out some of his players earlier in the day may have helped. On a day when Triano alluded to Toronto players as selfish, the Raps spread the ball around and pulled out the win on a Sonny Weems three.
Toronto will continue to be … Toronto
Which I should preface isn’t bad, even though some moron on YouTube suggested moving to Cincinnati in the wake of Rob Ford’s election as the city’s 64th mayor. But it’s been clear to me for a good portion of my life — yet perhaps not to everybody — that this city isn’t quite the upper-crust megalopolis some think it is.
For a start, consider the candidates who ran for mayor in this unwatchable disaster that at best has been a mild annoyance for nine months. Some wanted a star. Was that supposed to be George Smitherman? If Joey Pants dropped out, could that have united the left and defeated Ford? Rocco Rossi was proposing tunnels to Jupiter. Sarah Thomson was as bland as a cheese sandwich. Adam Giambrone was banging a chick who wasn’t his girlfriend on the Ikea couch in his office. So we got Ford, a guy with an uncouth demeanor who rode a cost-cutting “populist” wave to office, bringing out a Megacity-record 52% voter turnout.
What the election demonstrated was the massive chasm between the downtowners and the inner suburbanites. The downtown crowd (of which I am one) need to understand that people in Six Points, Willowdale or Thistletown don’t give a rat’s ass about bicycle lanes on Jarvis or University.
David Miller never understood this, and he didn’t care. He was busy trying to secure as his legacy the cosmetic demolition of the eastern portion of the only expressway in the core of the city for his last two years in office. (He once sent a cellphone pic of himself next to a demolished elevated expressway in Seoul as a positive example. I encourage those of you who aren’t car haters who have never been to Seoul to Google Map the world’s second-largest metropolitan area and try and find anything remotely comparable to Toronto).
Adam Vaughan didn’t run for mayor because he “couldn’t get into the heads of the people in the suburbs.” That’s fine, but that borderline-elitist downtown mentality has driven city council for almost a decade. Trying to sell streetcars to somebody on Sheppard Avenue isn’t necessarily going to fly.
I’m not a Ford fan – but the fear-mongering regarding him is ridiculous. He may be ignorant, but he ain’t a racist if he’s been representing one of the most ethnically diverse wards (Etobicoke North) in the city for 10 years (while coaching high school football). And while we’re on the topic, let’s go a little deeper. Toronto is the most multicultural city in the world. It’s one of the reasons we love living here. Forty-seven per cent of this city’s population is classified as visible minority. Then how come we only have two visible minorities on city council? For that matter, why is the NHL 99% white? (We’re not supposed to talk about that one though).
Some have drawn comparisons to Calgary electing a Muslim mayor while Toronto elected a redneck. Is it possible Stephen Harper’s adopted hometown is more tolerant than the city the PM was born in? No. People don’t vote based on race and partisanship unless you live in the U.S. south. They vote on issues and the talent that they are presented with. And Toronto as usual came up typically mediocre once again.
So save your ledge speeches you drama queens, and chill the fuck out. Council is still left-leaning, and the media (with the exception of the Sun) and tweeps will continue to demonize Ford, so I don’t imagine much is going to get done for the next four years.
In other words, nothing much will change.
So long Cito
Thanks for the memories. You are a class act, perhaps the classiest ever to manage a World Champion. But why you didn’t fucking play Rob Ducey in that opener of that series against the Red Sox in late September of 1990 is beyond me. That bastard came into that game hitting .317 as a call-up, yet you went back to that season’s old standby, benching Ducey, starting George Bell in left and putting a 21-year-old Olerud back at DH. Is it any wonder we lost that game, and ultimately 2 out of 3 in that series? Then we watched the Sox win the division by two games. Never fucking mind we traded McGriff and Fernandez for Alomar and Carter in the offseason and won back-to-back titles in ’92 and ’93, this has been sticking in my balls since I was 14. See, here’s what that lineup would have looked like that night if you weren’t such a motherfucking stickler:
MOOKIE WILSON CF
JUNIOR FELIX RF
KELLY GRUBER 3B
GEORGE BELL DH
FRED MCGRIFF 1B
ROB DUCEY LF
TONY FERNANDEZ SS
PAT BORDERS C
MANNY “MANUEL” LEE 2B
In all seriousness though, thanks for the memories Clarence. I believe you are the all-time face of the Toronto Blue Jays, and they should rename Blue Jays Way to Cito Gaston Way.
Mwahahahaha they said “pubic”
Carl Paladino is a f@#kin nut
I love Buffalo like my own non-existent son, but there’s a big negative, something distinctly Queen City about Paladino. And it’s not just his accent. His poorly-veiled racism for instance (But I got black friends, he says, like Thurman Thomas). And sending bestiality-themed emails.
I always felt sort of bad for Andrew Cuomo because he was cuckolded by a Kennedy girl and a polo player, but dude’s going to mop the floor with this jackass. The downstate Manhattan liberal elite are going to look like they’re attached to reality by the time that election rolls around in November. In the meantime, I’ll think positive memories about Buffalo-area businesspeople …
Rocco Rossi picks the wrong expressway to bury
Rocco Rossi’s attempt to make a major statement Monday by announcing his intention, if elected mayor of Toronto, to finish the Allen/Spadina Expressway by tunneling from Eglinton to the Gardiner will almost assuredly not provide the shot in arm his campaign desired. The idea is certainly bold — but among other things, too bold for Toronto. While there’s no doubt that the city has needed a north-south freeway connection on the west side of downtown for decades, it’s just never going to happen. In Toronto, only activists unite and vote over major municipal issues. While this will certainly get attention from people, it won’t galvanize anybody to actually go out and vote for him. In fact, it will only increase the resolve of the anti-car activists and residents of Forest Hill and the Annex — the same people who killed the original Spadina Expressway in the early ’70s.
At worst the platform was hideously ill-informed, because for the cost of something like this you could build a real subway network. At best it highlights a very real problem — gridlocked streets that make walking and cycling dangerous. But big ideas are not something Toronto does. As I’ve said before, this isn’t China or the United States of the last century. Toronto’s biggest problem was that it boomed in the 1960s and early ’70s, a time when reformist ideas were taking hold. That’s why the Spadina and Crosstown freeways were never built. Other North American cities, like New York and Chicago, boomed in the 1880s and early 1900s respectively, or when the industrial age was firing up. That’s why New York has 468 subway stations and Chicago has a complex network of elevated trains and double-deckered streets. Montreal? They just have better infrastructure because they’re in Quebec and that’s where the Feds need to constantly grease wheels.
Because of that and many other reasons, Toronto is left with outdated everything, from the low VIA platforms at Union Station to exposed hydro wires to a transit system the current mayor admits only properly serves a city half its size. And it will never change because imagination doesn’t work here in terms of government. That’s what makes Rossi’s plan so crazy. If he at least focused on an issue that held some immediate relevance — like Downtown Relief Line over Transit City, or burying that other expressway, the Gardiner, rather than tearing it down — he might have been taken seriously by somebody. But come on, a mind-boggling massive project? In Toronto?
Why can’t Paris Hilton get busted for drugs in Malaysia?
The sign I once saw at Kuala Lumpur Airport was extremely to the point — “Those convicted of narcotics trafficking or possession will be executed.” Maybe I’m wrong, but they may not cave to the aura of celebrity like the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office would.
We can’t catch a break these days can we? God knows, for all we’ve been though, we deserve it. But life just keeps kicking us in the ass.
