Roof That Peach

I love Buffalo like my own non-existent son, but there’s a big negative, something distinctly Queen City about Paladino. And it’s not just his accent. His poorly-veiled racism for instance (But I got black friends, he says, like Thurman Thomas). And sending bestiality-themed emails.

I always felt sort of bad for Andrew Cuomo because he was cuckolded by a Kennedy girl and a polo player, but dude’s going to mop the floor with this jackass. The downstate Manhattan liberal elite are going to look like they’re attached to reality by the time that election rolls around in November. In the meantime, I’ll think positive memories about Buffalo-area businesspeople …